que: i was thinking like speaking spanish wen an english person came on like hey is john doe there ? and say si que pasa!!!! and when he gets someone who speaks only spanish speak in english . . . any other ideas?|||I usually answer in Mandarin, LOL. Oddly enough, that doesn't stop them. They'll keep going, even when I'm saying "wo bu hui shuo yingwen!" But you should go with Seinfeld's route: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hllDWSbuD鈥?/a>|||"Put me on your do not call list"|||lol be like 袟写褉邪胁械泄孝芯胁邪薪械械泻芯泄褌褗褉褋懈褌械谢懈谐芯褌懈薪芯 (it means Hi This is not who you look for you cool) ITS BULGARIAN!! lol|||Register with the national do-not-call registry.|||If your end goal is to make them stop, then I would suggest you just join the national Do Not Call List and stop worrying about telemarketers. However, if you just want to have a little fun with the telemarketer, pretend you're geriatric and can't hear them. Say "Hah?!" or "Speak up, sonny" really loud after everything they say. Or, if you've seen Chapelle's show, pretend to be Lil Jon and just scream "What", "Yeah" and "O-kay" after everything the telemarketer says|||Tell them, the person you wish to speak to is deceased. You might want to tell them they can call back later if they wish, but they person they want to speak to will probably still be deceased.|||what i do is act like i can't hear them... i say.. hello???... and they start talking and talking and talking... then after 10 seconds i say hello??? and they will say yes can you hear me? and keep saying hello hahaha they hang up its better than telling them i'm not interested and they will try to convince you... another one i do is when they ask for your name say no... you have the wrong number. please take me off the list ... or before they start talking say im not interested thank you|||I ask them What are they wearing? It gets them all flustered and they hang up! Its great!|||If your far up in a tall building please feel free to exit out of the nearest window.